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Inappropriate

These are songs that have been deemed "inappropriate" by most wedding professionals and pundits, but who are we to keep you from making your own decision on what music you should have at your wedding? At the very least, we thought that you'd find it amusing and maybe you might want to get some for your collection.

Also, we thought there might be a few rebels out there who would want to play some of these at their weddings because, well, their family would expect as much, right?

Order by:
You've Lost That Loving Feeling - Righteous Brothers Okay, you think Tom Cruise is cute and that was a great scene in "Top Gun", but for your wedding? Product Details
Love Stinks - J. Geils Band Ya know, we thought we smelled something! All this time it was love. Silly, stinky love. Product Details
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion If you watched the movie "Titanic" and you know what scene this is from - or you've listened to the lyrics - you know that this one doesn't exactly work for a wedding. Product Details
Strokin' - Clarence Carter This is one of those, "Have you LISTENED to the lyrics?" songs. Great tune, but not exactly wedding material...unless you're into that kind of thing. Product Details
Me and Mrs. Jones - Billy Paul Adulterous affair anyone? Product Details
Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen Just because a song has the word "Mama" in it doesn't mean it's appropriate for a Mother-Son dance. Product Details